Divine Derriere Skin Bleaching Cream

“People who take pride in their appearance have long sought to lighten the often dark-colored skin around their anus and vagina. Now, with personal bleaching and maintenance products from Divine Derriere, you can lighten this skin at the fastest rate possible with our superiorly developed products.”

$39.00 on their Ebay page

Divine Derriere Skin Bleaching Cream Review:

     I like many other women want to look their best while being intimate with their spouse. So, I sought out a product to help me achieve this. Divine Derriere’s product is for male and female use. It’s more like a skin lightening cream because it does not bleach your skin white. I first tried South Beach Skin Solutions which is an “all natural skin lightening cream,” and didn’t give me the results I was looking for. So I ended up using this product to get my desired result. This product can work for some people in as little as three applications depending on skin type. My skin complexion is olive in color and it took me about 2 weeks applied daily. You must exfoliate the skin when washing in order to rid your skin of its dark pigmentation.

     The great thing about Divine Derriere is that you can use it anywhere on the body(ie: elbows, knees, and all your private areas). You can use it on your face for acne scarring, but for most people like myself, you will experience a mild redness for about a day.

Divine Derriere’s skin lightening cream is pink in color and has a grainy consistency. Once applied to the area you will want to wait about 5-10 minutes to put any clothing on. You can sometimes experience a tingling sensation which is normal. Now, this product is not to be used for an extended period of time. So as soon as you reach your desired results you should discontinue use.

*UPDATE: I have been getting a lot of emails about being worried that Divine Derriere Skin Bleaching Cream will darken the skin. Please read below.*

Question:  Hello,

I been wanting to buy the Divine Derriere Bleaching Cream, but I am very afraid that it will darken my private area. Now I am olive skin tone type too, like a light medium color, so maybe it won’t but i’m still concerned. Please let me know what you think.

Thank You!

Answer:   I was concerned about the same thing when I was looking for this type of product. The number one thing you have to do is make sure to exfoliate the area(washcloth, soft loofah etc). Don’t use anything too harsh. If you apply the product day one and day two, than exfoliate on day three. You want to make sure to do this a couple of times a week so that the dark pigmentation will remove itself – like dead skin. I have read time and time again where men and women don’t do this and they end up looking darker than when they first started. The reason for this is because without exfoliating, your skin can’t shed the pigmentation by itself. Same reason why we exfoliate dead skin from our bodies. Divine Derriere’s Maintenance Lotion then in turn helps prevent new pigmentation from occurring. Let me know if you have any other concerns – it is always important to feel comfortable and ready about a product before using. Thanks! *Note: If you are of African-American descent please contact Divine Derriere for instruction*


South Beach Skin Solutions Lightening Cream

“If you suffer from embarrassing dark or discolored intimate areas such as the bikini line or underarms, you are not alone. As more people discover bikini waxing, the more we need to pay attention to how we look once the hair is removed. South Beach Skin Solutions™ Lightening Gel for Sensitive Areas is the ultimate in safe, gentle and effective natural lightening for the anal, vaginal, breast, underarm, face and other sensitive areas.”

$50.00 on South Beach Skin Solution’s Website

South Beach Skin Solutions Lightening Cream Review:

     I started out buying this product mainly because it contains all natural ingredients – you can use it anywhere on the body. After using the South Beach Skin Solutions Lightening Cream morning and night for 3 weeks, I only saw minimal results. Their cream does in fact work, but you must have plenty of time and patience. I also thought it was a bit much having to apply morning and night when it was taking so long. So, I ended up buying Divine Derriere’s Skin Bleaching Cream and getting my desired look in 2 weeks. If you are still going to purchase this product, make sure you exfoliate the area to get the best results.


  • Diminish the appearance of stretch marks
  • Firm and tone the skin
  • Stimulate collagen production
  • Correct discoloration of the skin
  • Moisturize and hydrate the skin
    • “Virtually all aspects of stretch marks can be addressed and improved by the potent compounds found in Revitagen. It can help to reduce the appearance of fine lines and wrinkles permanently.  It can also help repair and reduce the appearance of stretch marks permanently. Effects can usually be seen fairly quickly however results do improve dramatically after using the product for a 4 – 6 week period and continue to improve with the prolonged use of the product.”

    $68.00 at Revitagen’s Website or on EBay

    Revitagen-FX Review:

         I have stretch marks on the sides of my hips from weight gain a few years back. They are considered “old” stretch marks as they are a silver white color. I did a good amount of research and decided that Revitagen-FX was the best stretch mark cream on the market for a decent price so I bought it. I put it on religiously, morning and night. I gave the product one month. One month just to get SOME kind of result… nothing. Not even faded by a fraction.

         If you are considering a product for “older” stretch marks, unfortunately I don’t think there is anything we can do about them other than the Fraxel Laser. That being said, I have not used this product for “fresh” stretch marks that are red or pink in color. The only thing that seemed to improve was that my skin was softer and more supple.

    Aspirin Mask

    I wanted my aspirin mask to be easy enough that I would have all of the ingredients on hand at all times.

    To make the mask, place 3-4 non-coated aspirin tablets into a small dish. Add three to four drops of water to bowl to create a grainy paste. Add about 1-2 tsp. of honey to create a spreadable consistency. (Can add any healing cream). I add Neosporin about once a week when I remember. Rub mixture onto face in circular motions scrubbing lightly. Leave mask on for 15 to 30 minutes. Immediately after you rinse you will notice your skin to be much smoother and softer. It helps a lot with speeding up the healing process. Make sure to lightly moisturize afterward as this is a very drying mask.

    The aspirin mask should usually be used three days per week. I have oily/combination skin and this was perfect for me. If you have extremely oily skin, you could probably get away with everyday until your acne shows good improvement. Than you would want to cut back to three days per week. This is such a blessing when I have to deal with cluster acne around my chin area. My favorite “side effect” is that it helps reduce redness as well. I noticed my acne already clearing up after day two of use. Who knew that something that can take away my headache can cure pimples!